I Like Coffee and Sitting on People T-Shirt — Funny Monkey Graphic BJJ Tee

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£25.00

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I Like Coffee and Sitting on People T-Shirt — Funny Monkey Graphic BJJ Tee

£25.00

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Materials

100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
Light fabric (4.4 oz/yd² (150 g/m²))

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Care Instructions

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not dry clean; Do not iron.

Sizing & Fit

Classic fit
Runs true to size

The Coffee & Top Pressure Tee

For anyone whose ideal Saturday morning involves a double shot of espresso followed by two hours of heavy top control.

Let’s be honest: most BJJ merch is exhausting. You don't always want to walk around looking like an aggressive walking billboard covered in skulls, tribal print, or "Tap or Snap" slogans just to grab a post-training smoothie. This tee solves the "cringey fight gear" problem. It lets you represent the gentle art with a deadpan, cozy sense of humor that only fellow practitioners will truly understand. Because when you strip away the belts and the jargon, your favorite hobby is literally just sitting on people until they give up.

Featuring a small chest mark and a bold back print of a black-belt monkey living his best life, this shirt bridges the gap between intense mat hours and lazy weekend recovery. Made from heavy 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, it provides a thick, cushiony layer of comfort that feels amazing against your skin after a grueling, high-friction training session. It’s rugged enough to survive the gym bag but soft enough to become your favorite post-rolling uniform.

Product features

100% ring-spun US cotton — sturdy yet soft after garment dyeing
Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit for everyday comfort
Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with a sewn-in label